Tuesday, 13 January 2015

Tim Minchin - "If I didn't have you"


Even though I am fiscally consistantly pitiable
And considerably less Brad Pitt than Brad Pitiful

...

And if I may conjecture a further objection, love is nothing to do with destined perfectionThe connection is strengthened, the affection simply grows over time
Like a flower
Or a mushroom
Or a guinea pig
Or a vine
Or a sponge
Or bigotry
... or a banana

...

But I'm just saying
I don't think you're special
I-I mean, I think your special
But you fall within a bell curve